OPEN POST;

[kulak]

ayiyiyiyiyi come at me
also comes in 40s buck, just let me know in the header or smth idk

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TFLNs; 40s buck bc i'm doing this for lulz and i suck oops, adjust pronouns as needed o7

[kulak]

1.] He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.

2.] I came twice and when I was done I pet his(/her) head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling.

3.] I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.

4.] Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is the person in my bed? Can't see their face. Cute?

5.] Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.

6.] It's not Christmas until we're acting sober in front of Grandma.

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[fossils]

Am I gonna be out drinking with a boiled lobster?

[kulak]

Nah, didn't have to hit scalding this time. Guess I left a little room for Jesus to come drinking.

[fossils]

You know if you needed a hand scrubbing your back you coulda called me sooner

[ TYPING . . . ]

James Barnes doing shots with the Son of God.

What's the occasion anyway?

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[serumless]

We should at least try to avoid that this year. Though Baba Veenie is probably too Jewish to mind much.

[kulak]

It's dad's side you gotta watch out for, but you know Baba Veenie gets half her fun pissing 'em off anyway. We play our cards right, maybe we'll get some Manischewitz outta her.